{"id":377,"date":"2015-12-22T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thrillfreak.com\/?p=377"},"modified":"2015-12-22T17:38:00","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T17:38:00","slug":"a-sarasota-hooters-christmas-tale-of-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thrillfreak.com\/?p=377","title":{"rendered":"A Sarasota Hooters Christmas Tale of 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A SARASOTA CHRISTMAS TALE OF 2015<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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Twas\u2019 the night before Christmas, in a dead calm air,<\/span><\/div>\n
Not a patron was stirring, for the Yuletide was near.<\/span><\/div>\n
It was silent and empty, across the darkened lot to park,<\/span><\/div>\n
Looking up to the heavens, to hear an Angel go \u201cHark!\u201d<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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 <\/o:p><\/span>When out in the distance, a light does so appear,<\/span><\/div>\n
Followed by laughter, and the light draws near.<\/span><\/div>\n
Now a jingling was heard, it seemed a joyous affair,<\/span><\/div>\n
And it came ever nearer, led by many reindeer.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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 <\/o:p><\/span>The moon it was shining, and gave a loustrous bright light,<\/span><\/div>\n
There was a glistening in its rays, as if a snowfall this night.<\/span><\/div>\n
The crowd did draw nearer, a jovial party it was,<\/span><\/div>\n
They turned toward Hooters, led by the man himself Claus.<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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A little old man, dressed fully in red and white,<\/span><\/div>\n
With a belt black as coal, and smoking a corn cob pipe.<\/span><\/div>\n
He gazed upon the entrance, and a twinkle gleamed in his eye,<\/span><\/div>\n
And waved in his entourage, as he shouted to the skies.<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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\u201cHey Kailee! Hi Taylor! Hi Caitlyn and Desi,<\/span><\/div>\n
Oh Rhiannon! And Chloe! And Ariel and Maddie!<\/span><\/div>\n
\u201cIt is you we came to see, as we pack the place tight,<\/span><\/div>\n
To make your Christmas joyous, as we drink on through the night.\u201d<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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Not a chair was left empty, as Kaylee looked \u2018bout the room,<\/span><\/div>\n
As the festivities were starting, as was an old Christmas tune.<\/span><\/div>\n
Nicolle has seen this before, for 10 years it now seems,<\/span><\/div>\n
And led the charge of service, as she mixed up some drinks.<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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There were wings and fries flying, to the tables en masse,<\/span><\/div>\n
Whether hot, mild, or 911, they just never seemed to last.<\/span><\/div>\n
Orders and more orders, like the Super Bowl it was,<\/span><\/div>\n
And Santa was just smiling, as he watched all the fuss.<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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Josh looked at the scene, from Keri he has heard,<\/span><\/div>\n
Christmas Eve at Hooters; all come to quench their thirst.<\/span><\/div>\n
The taps did run empty, with the kitchen feeding the troops,<\/span><\/div>\n
And the party continued on, with good cheers and some booze.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Calendar sales were starting, as Emily now took note,<\/span><\/div>\n
And black sharpies were signing, as the girls did joke.<\/span><\/div>\n
Kendall signed with vigor, as did Kristin and Sam,<\/span><\/div>\n
And everyone was happy, you could count them like lambs.<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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Keara looked at Santa, a big ole smile on her face,<\/span><\/div>\n
And St. Nick looked at her, as he looked about the place.<\/span><\/div>\n
\u201cI see the mommies here, working hard for their kids,<\/span><\/div>\n
Well your tree will be full, as I fulfill every wish.\u201d<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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The bar starts to empty, and Mindy says goodbye.<\/span><\/div>\n
Alexis cleaned her tables, for the night treated her right.<\/span><\/div>\n
The holidays at Hooters, as strange as it seems,<\/span><\/div>\n
Is a place to come party, with Santa and his team.<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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Santa walked to the door, to his reindeer he goes,<\/span><\/div>\n
He turned back to the entrance, and looked up from his toes.<\/span><\/div>\n
\u201cI love you all of you girls, coming here feels just right.<\/span> <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO HOOTERS;<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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ENJOY THIS FESTIVE NIGHT!!<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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